Hacker's Memory 376 HM
- セクション
- その他のシーン
- エリア
- Tokyo Metropolitan Office
- セリフ
ゴールドヌメモンBoth of us?!
プラチナスカモンWe...we lost...ゴールドヌメモンYou still want to know what we're fighting about?プラチナスカモンFine... Seeing as you beat us, we'll tell you.ゴールドヌメモンWe're fighting about...our poop.プレイヤー...?
プラチナスカモンAbout whose is better.ゴールドヌメモンMy poop's better!プラチナスカモンNo, mine is!プレイヤー?!?!
ゴールドヌメモンYeah, we decided to have a competition to see whose is best in every aspect.プラチナスカモンMine's better, not just in color, but also shape and temperature!ゴールドヌメモンYou've conveniently left out all the flaws!プラチナスカモンYou too! Overall, I'm the winner!プレイヤー…つづく
プレイヤー(Now I know why they're fighting, but how can I settle this?)
プレイヤーGive them both a stern talking-to. Call Chuumon.
ゴールドヌメモンA nuisance? Scattering poop data around is a nuisance?プラチナスカモンWhat are you talking about?! You think saying that will make us stop our discussion?!プレイヤー…つづく
プレイヤー(I just can't understand these two. I'll call Chuumon over.)
プレイヤー(I'll call Chuumon over. Maybe then I'll have a chance at understanding them.)
チューモンThanks! I'll be right there!チューモンSo now I know why you've been fighting.チューモンBut your competition is pointless, don't you see?ゴールドヌメモンWhat?!チューモンShape, color, temperature, smell, texture... There are so many different criteria for judging poop.チューモンYou understand that better than anyone, so why decide on such arbitrary benchmarks?プラチナスカモンI don't have anything to say.チューモンYou should recognize that each of your poops is special in its own way. Variety is the spice of life.チューモンOnly once we accept that can we gain a truly profound insight into the nature of poop.チューモンYou can't possibly deny that! Now think about how stupid you've been!プラチナスカモンUhh...ゴールドヌメモンSorry...チューモンI feel a little embarrassed to say this...チューモンBut I'm so grateful for everything you've done.チューモンOf course I'll pay you for the case, but let me also pay you my utmost respect.プレイヤー(At least everything's settled. I'll leave the rest to them.)