Home › Quests › Main quests › No Cure for StupidityClick a Digimon, item, skill or location to open its page.
No Cure for Stupidity
Steps
Rewards
Anomaly Points 50
Dialogue
No Cure for Stupidity 1 7 lines
Dr. SimmonsHm? All by yourself today? What happened to the other two?
Dr. SimmonsThe puppet master behind the Titans seeks to invade the human world, huh? That explains the abonormalities in the sky.
Dr. SimmonsMust be a sign of a gate opening. I'm sure public safety has noticed, too... and is rushing to ready that awful weapon.
Dr. SimmonsI hear they've incorporated the power of a Digimon they captured into it.
Dr. SimmonsOnce that weapon is deployed and they turn it on the Titans, the damage will be unprecedented—a war to end all wars.
Dr. SimmonsThere was a section in the underground lab even I wasn't allowed into. Maybe that's where they're doing experiments.
Dr. SimmonsI can show you the way. A nice little visit to my old office... This has gone on long enough.
No Cure for Stupidity 2 13 lines
Dr. Simmons...
Dr. SimmonsHis core has already been installed into that weapon.
Dr. SimmonsI see... So this is Kuga's doing. You could say it's right up his alley.
PlayerPoor Vulcanusmon...
PlayerI remember Vulcanusmon wanted to go to the human world...
PlayerThat Digimon sure loved action figures...
Dr. SimmonsAccording to the records, his core was taken out thirty minutes ago. I'm sorry, but he's already...
Dr. SimmonsThe fools! I'm ashamed to say I ever worked for them!
Dr. Simmons...Damn it.
Dr. SimmonsNo cure for stupidity, as they say...
Dr. SimmonsIf only I were smarter... I'd develop a cure for human foolishness...
Dr. SimmonsI'm so sorry...!
Dr. SimmonsI really am...!
No Cure for Stupidity 3 3 lines
NarrationA master of all smithing techniques, Vulcanusmon, the avatar of the forge god, could craft anything you could ever think of.
NarrationHe couldn't help but be drawn to the mystique of the human world.
NarrationWhen Vulcanusmon finally got to visit, he connected with humans, exchanged knowledge and friendship with them, and truly enjoyed his time there.
No Cure for Stupidity 4 6 lines
NarrationHowever, that joy ended up being short-lived. Tragedy befell Vulcanusmon, as he found himself captured by humans with villainous intent.
NarrationThese humans used the knowledge and craftsmanship learned from Vulcanusmon himself to create various weapons to threaten and harm Digimon.
NarrationEventually, the humans attempt to construct a massive humanoid weapon— a Giant Slayer—capable of wiping out all Digimon from existence.
NarrationNot only was Vulcanusmon used as a test subject, but in a true display of horror, his body was assimilated into the weapon.
NarrationWith a sincere hope of improving the world, Vulcanusmon offered his knowledge to humanity in good faith. Yet, in a cruel twist of fate, he became a threat to the world instead.
NarrationCould this tragedy have possibly been averted...?
No Cure for Stupidity 5 3 lines
Mirei MikaguraThat's strange. I've always felt a time travel "heartbeat" after Akashic Vision screenings...
Mirei Mikagura...but not this time. Maybe time travel won't happen. The cry of the dark shadow still shakes the In-Between, though.
Mirei MikaguraIs it trying to tell us something...? Could there be some unfinished business before the script gets rewritten...?
No Cure for Stupidity 6 15 lines
Dr. SimmonsI'm sorry, but this Digimon's...
Dr. SimmonsThe fools! I'm ashamed to say I ever worked for them!
PlayerNo time travel this time...?
Dr. SimmonsSpeak of the devil... It seems they're engaging in more foolishness.
Asuna ShirokiIf I had to guess, I'd say the weapon's been activated.
Dr. SimmonsOh, Dr. Yuki... What would you do at a time like this?
PlayerWe have to put a stop to it!
PlayerThey'll just cause more war...
PlayerThe world will be destroyed again.
Dr. SimmonsThere's no cure for human stupidity... All the more reason why us humans are responsible for cleaning up our own mess.
Dr. SimmonsIf that weapon activates now, this won't be a war so much as a one-sided massacre.
Dr. SimmonsI feel kind of pathetic as a scientist asking the gods for help... but, let us pray it doesn't come to that.
Dr. SimmonsRegardless of how it got to be that way... That weapon is incredibly powerful right now.
Dr. SimmonsA considerable number of Digimon were sacrificed... I imagine all of their power has been absorbed by the weapon.
Asuna ShirokiThere's an elevator over there. I bet it would take us to the surface.
No Cure for Stupidity 7 10 lines
AegiomonI wanted to save Inori...AegiomonThat's why I did it—over and over and over...AegiomonYou must have seen it a bunch of times, right, Player?AegiomonThe dark shadow... That was...PlayerThat was YOU, Aegiomon?!
PlayerYou kept trying to save Inori?
PlayerThat's why you traveled through time again and again?
AegiomonMore times than I could count. And, after all that, I knew.AegiomonI knew... what I really was.AegiomonIf I hadn't been born, if I'd never fallen into the human world... this never would've happened to Inori.No Cure for Stupidity 8 3 lines
No Cure for Stupidity 9 4 lines
AegiomonAll of the turmoil and conflict that happened so far... All of it might have been to help me grow.AegiomonI'm just a spare part to help fulfill Chronomon's wishes... a component that grows more complete by the minute.AegiomonAnd now, I've mastered the ability to travel through time. That's proof enough.AegiomonYou've already realized it, too, haven't you? That you're my—No Cure for Stupidity 10 6 lines
Mirei MikaguraAegiomon was the demon created by Chronomon, the surrogate meant to inherit his power to tamper with time.
Mirei MikaguraThe essence of the power to control time is the desire to change the present. This war was intended to create despair.
Mirei MikaguraHe created a situation so tragic, so unacceptable... He cared not who won or lost, just to hurt as many as he could.
Mirei MikaguraA powerful prayer to rewrite the future was necessary to awaken the power to control time.
Mirei MikaguraAn intense plea born of abject despair, strong enough to warp the very precepts of our world.
Mirei MikaguraBut... not all has gone as Chronomon planned. You. You can still find him. Reach out to him.
No Cure for Stupidity 11 23 lines
VulcanusmonNgh...VulcanusmonYou mean to... inflict more pain... on this body of mine?PlayerI've come to rescue you.
PlayerWe met eight years ago.
PlayerStill hooked on action figures?
Vulcanusmon...?Vulcanusmon...Oh! I remember you!VulcanusmonYou're...Vulcanusmon...Aegiomon, right?PlayerThat would be a big nope.
PlayerI'm no Digimon. I'm a human.
PlayerNo Digimon would dress like this.
VulcanusmonAh... Y-You don't say...?Dr. Kuga...Wh-Who's there?!
Dr. KugaA-an intruder?! Who the hell are you?!
PlayerAn acquaintance of Dr. Simmons.
PlayerA kindred spirit of Dr. Simmons.
PlayerA dear friend of Dr. Simmons.
Dr. KugaS-Simmons?!
Dr. Kuga...
Dr. KugaNgrrrrrrrgh...!
Dr. KugaUWAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Player...Let's get out of here.
No Cure for Stupidity 12 5 lines
No Cure for Stupidity 13 8 lines
Dr. KugaD-Damn it all...!
Dr. KugaTell Simmons this...!
Dr. KugaI can't deny there's a small drop in power output, but I'll have that weapon activated in no time!
Dr. KugaAnd when that happens, I'll never be under that accursed thumb of yours ever again!
Dr. Simmons...Where are you?
Dr. SimmonsWe have to prevent public safety from deploying the giant weapon. We're going to the underground lab now...
Dr. SimmonsWhat? You're already at the site? You sure move quickly. I expect nothing less from an Agent.
Dr. SimmonsWe're on our way, too. We'll arrive shortly, so wait right there.
No Cure for Stupidity 14 13 lines
Dr. SimmonsIs that right...? Damn that Kuga...
VulcanusmonWhew... Thanks. You really saved my hide.Dr. SimmonsI know it's way too late to say something like this, but...
Dr. Simmons...not all of us humans hate Digimon.
Dr. SimmonsI'm sorry, I truly am. From the bottom of my heart.
Vulcanusmon...VulcanusmonNow, now. Lift your head.VulcanusmonOf course, you can't expect me to forgive you right away...VulcanusmonWhat I'll need from you first is...Vulcanusmon..."action figures." About five of them should do the trick, I imagine.VulcanusmonYou can get your hands on them in that "Akihabara" place, I'm told.Dr. Simmons...what?
VulcanusmonHAHAHAHAHA!No Cure for Stupidity 15 5 lines
NarrationVulcanusmon, who had been turned into the control unit of the weapon...
Narration...was saved by sympathetic humans, ashamed by the suffering they had brought upon Digimon.
NarrationAlthough Vulcanusmon was willing to forgive humanity, the wicked machinations of humans must be put to a stop.
NarrationTo that end, Digimon and humans fought as one...
Narration...so that the tragedy set to descend upon the world in the near future might be averted.
No Cure for Stupidity 16 5 lines
Mirei MikaguraNow, then... Six apostles of Iliad remain. You must hurry.
Mirei MikaguraThe apostles of Iliad also serve as the "bonds" reaching out to save those who have fallen into darkness.
Mirei MikaguraAs for what will become of the demon... That, we cannot know for certain yet.
Mirei MikaguraFor his heart is still present. But, in any case...
Mirei MikaguraThe time of the world's end draws near... The next hand of fate points toward Rebellion Village.