Hacker's Memory 376 HM
黃金鼻涕獸Both of us?!
白金大便獸We...we lost...黃金鼻涕獸You still want to know what we're fighting about?白金大便獸Fine... Seeing as you beat us, we'll tell you.黃金鼻涕獸We're fighting about...our poop.玩家...?
白金大便獸About whose is better.黃金鼻涕獸My poop's better!白金大便獸No, mine is!玩家?!?!
黃金鼻涕獸Yeah, we decided to have a competition to see whose is best in every aspect.白金大便獸Mine's better, not just in color, but also shape and temperature!黃金鼻涕獸You've conveniently left out all the flaws!白金大便獸You too! Overall, I'm the winner!玩家……待續
玩家(Now I know why they're fighting, but how can I settle this?)
玩家Give them both a stern talking-to. Call Chuumon.
黃金鼻涕獸A nuisance? Scattering poop data around is a nuisance?白金大便獸What are you talking about?! You think saying that will make us stop our discussion?!玩家……待續
玩家(I just can't understand these two. I'll call Chuumon over.)
玩家(I'll call Chuumon over. Maybe then I'll have a chance at understanding them.)
芝蒙獸Thanks! I'll be right there!芝蒙獸So now I know why you've been fighting.芝蒙獸But your competition is pointless, don't you see?黃金鼻涕獸What?!芝蒙獸Shape, color, temperature, smell, texture... There are so many different criteria for judging poop.芝蒙獸You understand that better than anyone, so why decide on such arbitrary benchmarks?白金大便獸I don't have anything to say.芝蒙獸You should recognize that each of your poops is special in its own way. Variety is the spice of life.芝蒙獸Only once we accept that can we gain a truly profound insight into the nature of poop.芝蒙獸You can't possibly deny that! Now think about how stupid you've been!白金大便獸Uhh...黃金鼻涕獸Sorry...芝蒙獸I feel a little embarrassed to say this...芝蒙獸But I'm so grateful for everything you've done.芝蒙獸Of course I'll pay you for the case, but let me also pay you my utmost respect.玩家(At least everything's settled. I'll leave the rest to them.)