Hacker's Memory 376 HM
黄金鼻涕兽Both of us?!
白金大便兽We...we lost...黄金鼻涕兽You still want to know what we're fighting about?白金大便兽Fine... Seeing as you beat us, we'll tell you.黄金鼻涕兽We're fighting about...our poop.玩家...?
白金大便兽About whose is better.黄金鼻涕兽My poop's better!白金大便兽No, mine is!玩家?!?!
黄金鼻涕兽Yeah, we decided to have a competition to see whose is best in every aspect.白金大便兽Mine's better, not just in color, but also shape and temperature!黄金鼻涕兽You've conveniently left out all the flaws!白金大便兽You too! Overall, I'm the winner!玩家……待续
玩家(Now I know why they're fighting, but how can I settle this?)
玩家Give them both a stern talking-to. Call Chuumon.
黄金鼻涕兽A nuisance? Scattering poop data around is a nuisance?白金大便兽What are you talking about?! You think saying that will make us stop our discussion?!玩家……待续
玩家(I just can't understand these two. I'll call Chuumon over.)
玩家(I'll call Chuumon over. Maybe then I'll have a chance at understanding them.)
吱吱兽Thanks! I'll be right there!吱吱兽So now I know why you've been fighting.吱吱兽But your competition is pointless, don't you see?黄金鼻涕兽What?!吱吱兽Shape, color, temperature, smell, texture... There are so many different criteria for judging poop.吱吱兽You understand that better than anyone, so why decide on such arbitrary benchmarks?白金大便兽I don't have anything to say.吱吱兽You should recognize that each of your poops is special in its own way. Variety is the spice of life.吱吱兽Only once we accept that can we gain a truly profound insight into the nature of poop.吱吱兽You can't possibly deny that! Now think about how stupid you've been!白金大便兽Uhh...黄金鼻涕兽Sorry...吱吱兽I feel a little embarrassed to say this...吱吱兽But I'm so grateful for everything you've done.吱吱兽Of course I'll pay you for the case, but let me also pay you my utmost respect.玩家(At least everything's settled. I'll leave the rest to them.)