I'm Not a Flower Person... 1
Hot GuyAh, are you the detective that took my case? Can we talk about it? It's urgent.
Hot GuyThis cell's got photos of flowers on it, but I don't even remember taking them. Creepy, right?
Hot GuyThe other day, I went to show a friend of mine a photo of my dog, but when I opened my phone it was all full of photos of flowers! I was like whaa'!?
Hot GuySo my friend was all like "Hey, are you into flowers or something?" She was totally freaked out. But seriously, I'm not into flowers, man.
Hot GuyAlthough I'm not saying that I think some guy has be using my phone when I'm not around.
Hot GuyI always carry my phone around with me, but I keep finding more photos, you know?
Hot GuyI wanna get this fixed, but I don't really understand what the problem is... What do you think?
玩家Could be a malfunction. Could be some spooky phenomenon. Maybe sleepwalking?
Hot GuyYeaaah, do you think there's some kinda malfunction where photos are just taking themselves?
Hot GuyBut I never see anyone touch my phone. There's just something weird about it.
Hot GuySpooky phenomenon? Haha, yeah, right!
Hot GuyNah, no way! Coming from a detective, that's pretty crazy!
Hot GuyAlright, in that case can I trust you to figure this one out? You're the Cyber Sleuth, right?
Hot GuyWhat are you talking about!? I'm completely normal!
Hot GuyWhat? You wanna do a background check on me? Total waste of time, dude.
Hot GuyOkay, so if I leave this with you can you investigate it for me?
Hot GuyThere are no skeletons in my closet, go ahead and check all you want, I don't care.
Hot GuyDid you get any further with the investigation into the phone I gave you? It was really weird, can you handle it?
Hot GuyWhat? You figured it out?
Hot Guy...What? It was a Digimon that fell in love with me?
Hot GuySo, a Digimon...? Wait, but isn't that a kind of virus or something!? Are you saying hackers got into my phone!?
Hot GuyMy phone was that badly infected!? Please tell me you were able to completely get rid of it!
Hot GuyWhat? It's harmless and won't mess up my phone? It's...sorry? The virus is? I, I don't really get it, but I guess if it's harmless...
Hot Guy...What? So there's more? ...Huh? The Digimon might hang up my calls with women if it gets jealous?
Hot GuyHaha, ahahahaha! Well then it isn't harmless at all! Does this Digimon really love me!?
Hot GuyIt takes flower photos, gets all jealous... Such a sweet virus, I guess I won't erase it. I've never really been into any women, so that's no problem.
Hot GuyAfter all, I'm only into guys.
Hot GuyIt's not just women, even viruses like me! I guess I'm a real pretty boy!
花仙獸Hmm, what about from this angle? Okay, cheeeeeese!花仙獸Yeah, that looks good. Just right! He'll definitely like me after these!花仙獸Huh? Hey, who the hell are you!?花仙獸What am I doing? Well, obviously, I'm taking a photo of myself and saving it on this phone.花仙獸What? Stop taking selfies!? No way!花仙獸No way! I lost!?花仙獸Huh? The guy who owns this phone doesn't like my photos on it?花仙獸Oh! So what did he say about me? That I'm cute or pretty or...?玩家Nothing in particular. He sort of said you were cute. He's got this um, friend, and he's afraid she'll think he likes flowers.
花仙獸What? No way! I took loads! Come on, what did he really say?花仙獸Huh, that's not much of a reaction. Don't tell me any more! It'd probably just shock me.花仙獸Whaheeey! He said I'm cute!!!花仙獸Wait, what do you mean "sort of said"? Did he say that or not?花仙獸Huh? His friend? Who's "she"?花仙獸Who the hell is she!? What was she like!? Is she cuter than me!? Is she!?花仙獸Oh... I didn't know he didn't like the pictures... I was hoping he'd like me once he saw them.花仙獸Got it. If he doesn't like them, I'll stop saving the photos.花仙獸But he wasn't bothered by me being here? 'Cause I really don't want to leave!花仙獸Ah, so that means...花仙獸...I can stay here and hang up any calls he gets from women!花仙獸Heehee... Don't mess with a girl in love!花仙獸When I saw him in EDEN it was love at first sight. I sneaked onto his cell phone and went with him everywhere. This is where I feel closest to him!