Red Fists and Hot Sweat! 1
Well-Built GuyHahaha, guess I'm in trouble now.
Well-Built GuyAh, you're the detective from the Kuremi Detective Agency, right? Here's my card.
Boxing Association StaffI'm from the Japanese Boxing Association. I want to discuss a strange phenomenon affecting our official Web site.
Boxing Association StaffRecently, the hits the site's getting have soared, and the videos on the site are really popular. They're flocking to the site like kids to candy!
玩家That's amazing, great to hear! Is that really true? I want some candy.
Boxing Association StaffYou think so? I thought tickets would be selling like hot cakes and the shows would be sold out, but...
Boxing Association StaffYou doubt it? Well, that's natural, me and the others in the club were all surprised too.
Boxing Association Staff...Huh!? Candy? No, I said "flocking like kids to candy," haha.
Boxing Association StaffAll right, enough clowning around. Remember, I'm your client. Right?
Boxing Association StaffBut yeah, anyway... *sigh*
Boxing Association StaffThis really should have drummed up a lot more interest, but the ticket sales haven't changed much.
Boxing Association StaffNot only that, the site's server has been crashing, too.
Boxing Association StaffEven though it has attracted attention, no one can access the site, so now the association has its hands full dealing with complaints.
Boxing Association StaffThe site just got so popular so quickly! It's not a pleasant thought, but maybe someone is messing with us. So, we'd like you to investigate.
Boxing Association StaffThe association Web site's URL is on that card. You should start out by checking it out.
Boxing Association StaffFirst off, how about you check out the Web site? Looks like that PC over there is free.
Boxing Association StaffAh, it's you. How did the investigation go?
Boxing Association StaffHuh? Digi-what? What the heck is that?
Boxing Association Staff...Oops, sorry, it's an e-mail. Lemme see...
Boxing Association StaffCheck it out, now the server seems to be running just fine! Did you fix it with that..."Digi" thingamajig somehow?
Boxing Association StaffOkay, great, thanks... Well, I'm not celebrating just yet.
Boxing Association StaffI thought the reason the server kept crashing was because the site was getting so many views from all the fans, but...well...
玩家Keep the spirits up. At least I'm interested in boxing now, too.
Boxing Association StaffThank you, that's really great to hear!
Boxing Association StaffFrom now on I'll just have to put on more matches and bring in more fans! Okay, I'll do my best!
玩家(...Don't need this card anymore.)
Boxing Association StaffFrom now on I'm gonna be run off my feet with work. I'll never get a break! Well now, next time you'll have to go to a boxing match yourself!
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I can't stop looking at the site, but I'll try to stick to using just one screen at a time...加奥兽Though it's unfair for me to be the only one who has to use just one monitor, and I don't think it's having such a huge effect anyway...加奥兽Yeah, you're gonna have to convince the other Gaomon here. To be honest, I'm not sure if they'll just sit there and listen to you, though.加奥兽Awww, that means that after today this place won't be the boxing mecca anymore! Anyway, go convince the other five Gaomon!加奥兽What is it? What do you want? Whatever it is, it'll have to wait...加奥兽Huh? We have to stop using so many monitors? Why would you say such an awful thing!?加奥兽The official Web site's server keeps crashing? But I'm always here looking at it! You're lying!加奥兽Oh yeah, I remember. We're inside the server right now, so obviously it's easier to see it.加奥兽We were looking at so many screens here that we broke the server?加奥兽Okay, I understand. I want as many other people as possible to be able to get into boxing, so I'll make sure to just use one monitor.加奥兽From now on I'll restrict myself to just one screen. Sorry for snapping at you like that...加奥兽……待续加奥兽......加奥兽Oh, come on!!! I'm ignoring you! What don't you get about that!?加奥兽I'm trying to look at the boxing site! Stop bothering me!加奥兽Yeah, sorry if I got pissed off and didn't listen to you...加奥兽Okay, so there are some people who can't see the site because us Gaomon are using it too much? Got it, I'll stick to one screen from now on.加奥兽When I'm engrossed in something I like I tend to forget about other things...加奥兽Huh? Stop using all these screens to look at the boxing site?加奥兽Can't do it. If I don't look at it like this I won't know what everyone's saying about boxing.加奥兽I'll be so lonely if I can't talk to everyone! I don't wanna be a loner!加奥兽Wha'? You're going around trying to get everyone to use just one screen? If everyone else is okay with it, I guess I am too.加奥兽If everyone's down to one screen I suppose the amount of chatting will go down too. Okay, I'll go down to one screen too, then.加奥兽...Whaaa'? Don't watch the site on multiple monitors? Yeah, yeah, whatever...加奥兽Hey, Takeshi, lookin' good today!加奥兽Say what!? If you beat me I have to listen to you? All right I suppose, let's go....加奥兽Damn, I lost. Oh well... Like you said, from now on I'll watch Takeshi on just one screen.加奥兽Hmm? Ah, Takeshi? Yeah, lately he's been undefeated, a real top fighter. Listen to me talking all slow and easy, just like Takeshi!加奥兽Yay! A visitor! Let's fight! Sure, whatever you want, but let's fight!加奥兽Awweee! Jeez, you're strong! So, what's this all about anyway?加奥兽Whenever I watch boxing videos, I wanna fight so much I start trembling! But anyway, what are you here for?加奥兽The site's server keeps crashing? Oh, 'cause everyone here is looking at loads of different pages, right? Okay, now I get it.加奥兽Watching the site all the time is bad for your health... I will try to go to a boxing gym.加奥兽Ah... That's better.加奥兽Huh? Did you come here 'cause you're a boxing fan too!?加奥兽No way! Boxing is awesome! Fun to watch, fun to do! I'll show you with a real fight!加奥兽You're awesome... You're, like, impossibly strong!加奥兽Hmm? You want me to just use one monitor when looking at this site? Well, you gotta do whatcha gotta do. I'll do it for you, buddy!加奥兽...Since when are we buddies? Didn't we prove that just now? Come on! We went toe-to-toe in the ring, that's a sacred bond!加奥兽When fist meets fist true bonds are formed... That's what boxing is all about!加奥兽What's the matter, buddy? Didn't you come here to talk about how much you love boxing?加奥兽Look at this fighter's stunning body! And this award ceremony video! And then there are the site's articles!加奥兽No matter how you look at it, it's amazing! ...Huh? Who're you?加奥兽Go talk to some other Gaomon about this. I'm gonna stay here alone and soak up the site's awesomeness!加奥兽...Huh? You came here to tell me not to use multiple screens? No way will I stop!加奥兽It sucks, but...a defeat's a defeat. A fighter who loses a match has gotta listen to reason...加奥兽My dream's to become as strong as a boxer someday! But, well, I suppose I should join the association and get the members to help me out.加奥兽Wait, you really came here to convince everyone? Who the hell are you anyway!?