ピエモン (74行)
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Escape from Unemployment! 1 68行
ピエモンHey, I was waiting for you! I need your help finding a job.ピエモンTaking it easy everyday is fun and all, but I can't keep this up.ピエモンI've finally realized... If I want to be just like a human, I need to get a job!ピエモンThat's easy for you to say... The problem is more complicated than you think.ピエモンIt's this damn face of mine! Even when I try juggling on street corners, kids run away from me!ピエモンThen adults always think I'm a human, but I'm not. They always end up grumbling that I'm too old for such strange make up, that I should know better...ピエモンHow can I find a job like this!? This isn't make up, it's my face!ピエモンYou know, coexistence between Digimon and humans is really tough...ピエモン...Anyway, back to what I was saying! With this look and this face, both adults and kids are scared of me and neither will come near me!ピエモンEven for work that isn't as public I've been told"Looking like that will distract the other workers," and I get rejected.
ピエモンNo one will employ someone like me...ピエモンPlease, I'm desperate. Could you find me a job somewhere in EDEN?ピエモンAren't there various spaces in EDEN where people gossip all the time? Maybe you could find some info on a job in a place like that?ピエモンPlease go somewhere in EDEN and get some info for me. By the way, I am great at anything physical and entertaining! ...Well, that's my PR line.ピエモンHuh!? You found a job that would suit me!? What kind of job is it!?ピエモン...An unknown circus group member? They're looking for a talented person who can train them up...?ピエモンThat's it! That's perfect for me!ピエモンI probably won't make much of a salary at first, but even though it's an unknown circus now, I'm gonna make sure that someday it's big!ピエモンThank you for finding me a job worth doing! I'm gonna go there right now and show them how to perform!ピエモンI'm glad I hired you. I'll send your payment to your office...ピエモン…つづくピエモン…つづくピエモン...I'm still kinda scared.ピエモンPlease! Before I meet the circus ringleader, could you give me some advice on human interviews? If you help me out, I'll make it worth your while!ピエモンIt's just, when I start the think about the interview I get s..s..so...n..n..nervous...! P...p...please, you gotta help...!ピエモン...Ahaha, stop!ピエモンAhahahahahahahaha!!!ピエモン...Cut it out!! I'm trying to have a serious conversation here!ピエモンYou were trying to get me to relax by laughing? Actually, I do feel more relaxed now that I've had a good laugh.ピエモンIt was just a little sudden, so I was surprised, but thank you. Okay, let's get back to talking about the interview.ピエモンThat's pretty cold... Are you the type of person who doesn't get nervous?ピエモンWhen you've got a once-in-a-lifetime chance at a job interview, isn't it natural to be nervous?ピエモン...Okay, I'm good. I was a little nervous, but now I've calmed down a bit. Let's get back to talking about the interview.ピエモン...Really? Do you think that even a Digimon like me could get a job if I try my best to make myself an attractive prospect?ピエモンYeah, you know what, you're right! I feel a bit more confident now. Thanks for that!ピエモンIn that case, I know it's a bit sudden, but can you teach me how to pass an interview?ピエモンFirstly, at the interview, when I greet them and introduce myself, what should I say to seem like a good candidate?ピエモンI see...clear and concise, right? Okay, let's try it out, you can be the interviewer!ピエモンMy name is Piedmon! I have confidence in my ability to entertain people and in my physical skills! Nice to meet you!ピエモン...How was that? Quite good, don't you think? I just hope I can be that clear during the actual interview...ピエモンOf course, I need to look the interviewer in the eyes, that's important. Okay, you're the interviewer, I'm going to do my self-introduction.ピエモンMy name is P...Piemon...ehm... I think my strengths are my physical skills and, ehm, I can entertain people in a funny way...ピエモンThat's no good, I couldn't keep my gaze fixed while I was talking...I need to act more naturally in the real interview...ピエモンWa...wait! Come back!ピエモンThe interview is soon! You're not just going to leave me here like this, are you? Well?ピエモン...What? A joke? Come on! And I'm here trying to take this seriously...ピエモン...Okay, then, moving on. There's probably gonna be a test of my skills in the interview, right?ピエモンI'm confident in my circus skills, but which skill should I show them?ピエモン...Hmm. There are always ball tricks or juggling, but what would make me seem like the best candidate to the circus ringleader?ピエモンI mean, how will it look if he says "Okay, let's see some of your skills!" and I say "Sure! Let me show you some ball tricks!"?ピエモンAh, that's it! For a circus job, obviously the best choice is some stunning mid-air acrobatics!ピエモンBut, the interview is gonna be in EDEN, right? Who's gonna set up all the acrobatic equipment? You?ピエモン...You can't do it, can you?ピエモンWh...what did you say!? Do it anyway? But it's so dangerous!ピエモン"Trump Sword" is where I teleport the four swords on my back and make them skewer the target... Is that what you're talking about?ピエモン...What? The group leader said "Be yourself and show me your individuality"?ピエモンWell, I have been practicing this technique for many years. You might say I grew up with this technique.ピエモンBe myself... Okay! Like you said, I should try using it for the interview. Don't worry, I'm not gonna hurt the circus ringleader or anything.ピエモンOh, best not keep the ringleader waiting. I should start making my way there.ピエモンThanks for keeping me company. Please accept this as a token of my gratitude.ピエモンThanks to you I was able to relieve my stress and calm down. Well, thanks again and see you around!ピエモン...Huh? Is that the time already?ピエモン...Hmm? The payment I promised? Well, your advice was good, but...isn't the usual thing to send the payment on to your office? Please, be patient.ピエモンI really shouldn't keep the ringleader waiting, so I'm going now. Bye!ピエモンOh! Is that the time already! ...I need to get started on my way to the interview. Okay, here's the agreed payment then.ピエモンI'm still a little nervous, but...interview, here I come!ピエモンI don't need a chaperon. Introducing me for the job was enough. It won't make me look good if I have someone accompany me to the interview.ピエモンIf I ever get the chance to get on the big stage, I'll make sure to get you a ticket. You'll definitely have to come then... Okay, right then!その他 (1)
Quest Iteme 1 6行
ピエモンGreetings, Detective.ピエモンIt has recently come to my attention that I dropped my "precious thing" somewhere.ピエモンMost likely, it fell out whilst I was out strolling around in Kowloon Lv. 5.ピエモンShould you find it and bring it back to me, I'll have a reward prepared for you. I'd greatly appreciate it if you could do that, Detective.ピエモンWhy hello again, Detective. What brings you here this time...? Oh, I see you've found it!ピエモンThank you most kindly, Detective. Your reward will be waiting for you at your office.