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Odd Man (32 lines)

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Odd ManI can tell from your body language you're frustrated and unhappy!

Odd ManYeah, I'm talking about you!

Odd ManI know this is outta the blue, but I bet you're into beautiful women, aren't you?

Odd ManHahaha, you're a really interesting person!

Odd ManI'll have you know that I sell top-notch dolls of only the prettiest girls. Maybe you've heard of them, they're called "Super Ultra True Puppets."

Odd ManIf you want, I can let you have one for cheap.

Odd ManGo ahead, check this one out for yourself!

Odd ManGranted, this one's an ugly one that was made as an experiment, and it hasn't sold well. But you understand how real my dolls look now, right?

Odd ManWell, if you're interested in having one of these for yourself now...

Odd ManI've got something even better, but it's a top- secret service. Nobody can know... Mwahaha.

Odd ManLet me ask you, how are you doing health-wise?

Odd ManGreat to hear! Really, even if you weren't 100% perfect, you'd probably still be fine...

Odd ManI bet you're bored with how your day-to-day life is going. Wouldn't you love to just throw it all away and spend it with the girl of your dreams?

Odd ManDoesn't that just sound fantastic?

Odd ManBecause with the "Perfect Girl Project," I can offer you exactly that.

Odd ManWith the Perfect Girl Project, you can have your ideal girl recreated and sent straight to your room as a living, breathing human being.

Odd ManThere's just one condition you have to abide by if you use this service.

Odd ManJust one condition and you can be free from the tedium you've lived with up until now!

Odd ManMwahaha, I bet you're wondering just what that condition actually is? I understand, that's a fair question to ask.

Odd ManTell you what, I'll let you in on that condition, free of charge.

Odd ManThe one condition is that once your dream girl has been sent to your room, you can never leave it for the rest of your life! Simple, right!?

Odd ManOh, you don't have to worry about survival. The girls take care of that for you. So what do you think? Not a bad deal, right?

Odd ManThat's okay, take all the time you need to think. Once you know you want one, just get in touch and I'll make it happen... Mwahaha!

Odd Man...

Odd ManThe Perfect Girl Project is a top secret service provided by Jorogumo Co., Ltd. If you're interested, just come talk to me... Mwahaha!

Odd ManD-d-did you j-just come...out of the...out of the LDC machine?

Odd ManY-you're not with the cops or something, are you!? Are you!?

Odd ManOh...

Odd ManI didn't realize that was who I was hitting up... I must not be on top of things like I used to be.

Odd ManWell, I've made a good amount of money as it is... Maybe it's time to call it good enough for now.

Odd ManDon't bother trying to come after me! If there's one thing I'm still good at, it's running away! See you!