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Hell Akkino (74 lines)
Main story (2)
Chapter 10: Just Below Zero (HM) 1 HM 66 lines
Hell AkkinoHell Akkino, at your serrrvice!!!
Hell AkkinoHo ho ho ho hooo!
Hell AkkinoNow gaze upon me and tremble with fear!!!
Hell AkkinoGaze upon my beauty and melt like... well, like...butter in the microwave or something.
Hell AkkinoWell, I said butter, but actually, what I'm really in the mood for is something more like ice cream!
Hell AkkinoNow then! Gaze upon me and melt like ice cream! But before you melt, make sure to put on plenty of chocolate syrup!
Hell AkkinoSome people prefer to put on nuts or whipped cream, but I refuse such foolishness!
Hell AkkinoAfter all, why would you put whipped cream on ice cream? Isn't ice cream made of cream already?
Hell AkkinoThat would be like frosting a cake with more cake!
Hell AkkinoNo, chocolate syrup is the perfect addition, whether the ice cream is vanilla or even chocolate, it makes no difference.
Hell AkkinoNow that you mention it, there's regular ice cream made with just cream and then there's French ice cream made with a custard base...
Hell AkkinoOh yes! Well I like them both, don't you?
Hell Akkino...Oh my! You're right!
Hell AkkinoThis is no time to talk about ice cream! We're talking about kidnapping!
Hell AkkinoOkay! Let's start over, everyone!
Hell AkkinoAhem...
Hell AkkinoWAHAHA HO HO HO HA HA HA!
Hell AkkinoHow foolish it was for you to come here alone!
Hell AkkinoStill, I admire your courage and generic face!
Hell AkkinoThe ones who took your friend are known as the treacherous Hacker Kidnapping Group, "Dark Rebels"!
Hell AkkinoAnd the queen of this dark faction, her heart born from uhh, flowers and well, whatever stuff like that...is none other than I myself!
Hell AkkinoHell Akkino, at your serrrvice!!!
Hell AkkinoHee hee hee ho ho hoooo!
Hell AkkinoNow scream out your death cries and tremble in despair!
Hell AkkinoGaze upon my beauty and melt in fear like butter in a frying pan!
Hell AkkinoWell, I said butter, but actually, what I'm really in the mood for is ice cream or something of that nature!
Hell AkkinoNow would you please go get some ice cream? I'd really appreciate some chocolate syrup too while you're at it, okay?
Hell AkkinoSome people prefer to put on nuts or whipped cream, but I am absolutely against that!
Hell AkkinoIf you put nuts on, for example, you get little nut bits between your teeth and it can be so embarrassing when you try to talk, right?
Hell AkkinoBesides, nuts wind up on your clothes, on the tablecloth, just everywhere!
Hell AkkinoNo, chocolate syrup is the perfect addition! The richness of the chocolate provides the perfect counterpoint to any ice cream!
Hell AkkinoHuh? You want me to get to the point?
Hell Akkino...Oh my! You're right!
Hell AkkinoThis is no time to talk about ice cream! We're talking about kidnapping! I kidnapped your friend!
Hell Akkino*Ahem*...
Hell AkkinoYou're brave to bring this talk back on course, challenger! You must be eager indeed to meet our
"dark beast" and face its fangs!
"dark beast" and face its fangs!
Hell AkkinoI like your confidence! Well then, you will have your wish!
Hell AkkinoCome forth! The beast born at PO Box 365, Infernal Pits, Hell!
Hell AkkinoHe he, now you finally see what kind of an opponent you've lost your friend to!
Hell AkkinoNo amount of regret can delay the festival of pain that awaits! Prepare to take a happy stroll along the banks of Hell itself!
Hell AkkinoAnd now! Let's talk about ransom money!
Hell AkkinoIf you want your friend returned in one piece...
Hell AkkinoYou'll hand over 5,000 yen!
Hell AkkinoHe he he... Well? For students, that should be pretty painful!
Hell AkkinoWhat?! 5,000 is pretty rough for a student, no!? It's even a tight squeeze for some working folk!
Hell AkkinoYasusu! That is 100 points off for you!
Hell AkkinoThink about it!
Hell AkkinoIf we get 5,000 yen, we can buy plenty of food for Agumon and Gabumon!
Hell AkkinoI told you, didn't I! We're not hackers! We're tamers!
Hell AkkinoSome hackers treat Digimon like simple data and don't even feed them right, but we're different!
Hell AkkinoOur job as tamers is to raise the quality of the Digimon's lives, to constantly improve their BBQ!
Hell AkkinoYes! "Crispy on Rice"! It must be improved! But how do we do it?!
Hell AkkinoMoney! Tamers need money!
Hell AkkinoEven love requires money! You can buy friendship and wisdom with money!
Hell AkkinoThat's the age we were born into! This world is poison! You can't leave your fate to anyone else!
Hell AkkinoI'm glad you finally understand, Yasusu! You've grown! For that, I give you 100 million points!
Hell AkkinoHuh? Oh. I see... Well then, how about 10,000?
Hell AkkinoYou mean like 100,000 yen?! ...Impossible!!! I can't possibly take that much!
Hell AkkinoI don't even get that much for Christmas! That would be too cruel!
Hell AkkinoSure it is! We could buy ten pieces of Kobe beef for that!
Hell AkkinoRight?!
Hell AkkinoOkay! Fine! Let's forget about the money!
Hell AkkinoAhem... Okay, it's decided!
Hell AkkinoOh, I see... You say you can't come up with the money, eh?
Hell AkkinoWe've got your friend as hostage and you dare take that attitude! Do you take us for fools?!
Hell AkkinoIn that case...it's ON!!! See if you can take him back by force!
Chapter 10: Just Below Zero (HM) 2 HM 8 lines
Hell AkkinoAgumooon! Gabumooon! Are you okay?!
Hell AkkinoDon't blame yourselves, Agumon, Gabumon! We all share the responsibility for hacker battles! It's my fault for being so weak!
Hell AkkinoBut I promise I will avenge you!
Hell AkkinoNow bring it! Now you've got a real fight on your hands!
Hell AkkinoActually a real fight is too dangerous. How about a hot dog eating contest! Or perhaps a noodle eating contest!
Hell AkkinoOh, that's right... He he.
Hell AkkinoSorry we scared you, Player!
Hell AkkinoI'm Nokia Shiramine! I'm the leader of the Rebels Tamer Team!