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Piedmon (74 lines)
Cases (1)
Escape from Unemployment! 1 68 lines
PiedmonHey, I was waiting for you! I need your help finding a job.
PiedmonTaking it easy everyday is fun and all, but I can't keep this up.
PiedmonI've finally realized... If I want to be just like a human, I need to get a job!
PiedmonThat's easy for you to say... The problem is more complicated than you think.
PiedmonIt's this damn face of mine! Even when I try juggling on street corners, kids run away from me!
PiedmonThen adults always think I'm a human, but I'm not. They always end up grumbling that I'm too old for such strange make up, that I should know better...
PiedmonHow can I find a job like this!? This isn't make up, it's my face!
PiedmonYou know, coexistence between Digimon and humans is really tough...
Piedmon...Anyway, back to what I was saying! With this look and this face, both adults and kids are scared of me and neither will come near me!
PiedmonEven for work that isn't as public I've been told"Looking like that will distract the other workers," and I get rejected.
PiedmonNo one will employ someone like me...
PiedmonPlease, I'm desperate. Could you find me a job somewhere in EDEN?
PiedmonAren't there various spaces in EDEN where people gossip all the time? Maybe you could find some info on a job in a place like that?
PiedmonPlease go somewhere in EDEN and get some info for me. By the way, I am great at anything physical and entertaining! ...Well, that's my PR line.
PiedmonHuh!? You found a job that would suit me!? What kind of job is it!?
Piedmon...An unknown circus group member? They're looking for a talented person who can train them up...?
PiedmonThat's it! That's perfect for me!
PiedmonI probably won't make much of a salary at first, but even though it's an unknown circus now, I'm gonna make sure that someday it's big!
PiedmonThank you for finding me a job worth doing! I'm gonna go there right now and show them how to perform!
PiedmonI'm glad I hired you. I'll send your payment to your office...
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Piedmon...I'm still kinda scared.
PiedmonPlease! Before I meet the circus ringleader, could you give me some advice on human interviews? If you help me out, I'll make it worth your while!
PiedmonIt's just, when I start the think about the interview I get s..s..so...n..n..nervous...! P...p...please, you gotta help...!
Piedmon...Ahaha, stop!
PiedmonAhahahahahahahaha!!!
Piedmon...Cut it out!! I'm trying to have a serious conversation here!
PiedmonYou were trying to get me to relax by laughing? Actually, I do feel more relaxed now that I've had a good laugh.
PiedmonIt was just a little sudden, so I was surprised, but thank you. Okay, let's get back to talking about the interview.
PiedmonThat's pretty cold... Are you the type of person who doesn't get nervous?
PiedmonWhen you've got a once-in-a-lifetime chance at a job interview, isn't it natural to be nervous?
Piedmon...Okay, I'm good. I was a little nervous, but now I've calmed down a bit. Let's get back to talking about the interview.
Piedmon...Really? Do you think that even a Digimon like me could get a job if I try my best to make myself an attractive prospect?
PiedmonYeah, you know what, you're right! I feel a bit more confident now. Thanks for that!
PiedmonIn that case, I know it's a bit sudden, but can you teach me how to pass an interview?
PiedmonFirstly, at the interview, when I greet them and introduce myself, what should I say to seem like a good candidate?
PiedmonI see...clear and concise, right? Okay, let's try it out, you can be the interviewer!
PiedmonMy name is Piedmon! I have confidence in my ability to entertain people and in my physical skills! Nice to meet you!
Piedmon...How was that? Quite good, don't you think? I just hope I can be that clear during the actual interview...
PiedmonOf course, I need to look the interviewer in the eyes, that's important. Okay, you're the interviewer, I'm going to do my self-introduction.
PiedmonMy name is P...Piemon...ehm... I think my strengths are my physical skills and, ehm, I can entertain people in a funny way...
PiedmonThat's no good, I couldn't keep my gaze fixed while I was talking...I need to act more naturally in the real interview...
PiedmonWa...wait! Come back!
PiedmonThe interview is soon! You're not just going to leave me here like this, are you? Well?
Piedmon...What? A joke? Come on! And I'm here trying to take this seriously...
Piedmon...Okay, then, moving on. There's probably gonna be a test of my skills in the interview, right?
PiedmonI'm confident in my circus skills, but which skill should I show them?
Piedmon...Hmm. There are always ball tricks or juggling, but what would make me seem like the best candidate to the circus ringleader?
PiedmonI mean, how will it look if he says "Okay, let's see some of your skills!" and I say "Sure! Let me show you some ball tricks!"?
PiedmonAh, that's it! For a circus job, obviously the best choice is some stunning mid-air acrobatics!
PiedmonBut, the interview is gonna be in EDEN, right? Who's gonna set up all the acrobatic equipment? You?
Piedmon...You can't do it, can you?
PiedmonWh...what did you say!? Do it anyway? But it's so dangerous!
Piedmon"Trump Sword" is where I teleport the four swords on my back and make them skewer the target... Is that what you're talking about?
Piedmon...What? The group leader said "Be yourself and show me your individuality"?
PiedmonWell, I have been practicing this technique for many years. You might say I grew up with this technique.
PiedmonBe myself... Okay! Like you said, I should try using it for the interview. Don't worry, I'm not gonna hurt the circus ringleader or anything.
PiedmonOh, best not keep the ringleader waiting. I should start making my way there.
PiedmonThanks for keeping me company. Please accept this as a token of my gratitude.
PiedmonThanks to you I was able to relieve my stress and calm down. Well, thanks again and see you around!
Piedmon...Huh? Is that the time already?
Piedmon...Hmm? The payment I promised? Well, your advice was good, but...isn't the usual thing to send the payment on to your office? Please, be patient.
PiedmonI really shouldn't keep the ringleader waiting, so I'm going now. Bye!
PiedmonOh! Is that the time already! ...I need to get started on my way to the interview. Okay, here's the agreed payment then.
PiedmonI'm still a little nervous, but...interview, here I come!
PiedmonI don't need a chaperon. Introducing me for the job was enough. It won't make me look good if I have someone accompany me to the interview.
PiedmonIf I ever get the chance to get on the big stage, I'll make sure to get you a ticket. You'll definitely have to come then... Okay, right then!Other (1)
Quest Iteme 1 6 lines
PiedmonGreetings, Detective.
PiedmonIt has recently come to my attention that I dropped my "precious thing" somewhere.
PiedmonMost likely, it fell out whilst I was out strolling around in Kowloon Lv. 5.
PiedmonShould you find it and bring it back to me, I'll have a reward prepared for you. I'd greatly appreciate it if you could do that, Detective.
PiedmonWhy hello again, Detective. What brings you here this time...? Oh, I see you've found it!
PiedmonThank you most kindly, Detective. Your reward will be waiting for you at your office.