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Chapter 7: Demon Pilgrimage Capriccio 7

JimikenEphemerrralll huuummminnnnng birrrrddd! Yoooouuuu tooooouuuuuchhh my hearrrrrt!

NokiaYeah, see. The songs themselves aren't so bad. What the... What's wrong with me?

NokiaWhoa! I might have just taken a trip on the dark side.

NokiaWhat's that? You know where Sakura is? Okay! I'm coming!

NokiaSakura! We're here to save you!

JimikenHey, hey, hey! Who are you? What do you want?

JimikenButting in on my evil pilgrimage. That takes some guts. You could even say it rocks!

JimikenAaaargh! It's you, the girl from earlier!

JimikenThe one who was harping all over me because of Digimon. You right little harpy!

NokiaA right little what, now? Do you understand this guy, Player?

PlayerHarping... Harpy...

NokiaGah! Wait, was THAT the whole joke? Bad pun alert! Super bad pun alert!

NokiaBut what's going on? Is that a TV camera?

NokiaWait, are we... We're smack dab in the middle of an airwave jacking?

NokiaWait a minute! Does this mean my face is now in living rooms across the nation?

NokiaOh, I'm not ready! A mysterious beauty needs time if she is to be talked about the next day.

JimikenYou fool. Lolz. The camera only faces me. My incredible talent alone is what shines through!

NokiaBut this music video was playing all over town.

JimikenI'm talkin' live. It don't mean nothin' 'less it's live. Lolz.

JimikenThese wicked fans of mine, possessed by the power of the video, have come here to listen!

JimikenAnd now, a great crowd of my wicked fans will come to listen to me rock owwwwt!

NokiaWhat are you talking about?

NokiaThe kids who are here are here because of the salmonella messages in your music video!

JimikenWhat? The what messages? Wait, you mean the
"subliminal" messages? ROFL!

NokiaUh, yeah! Right, that's it! Agumon, Gabumon! Smash that camera!

JimikenAh, aaaaaaah?! No frickin' way! Why you smashin' my camera?!

JimikenWe got that thing special from you-know-who! It's a very special, sweet memory!

JimikenYou-know-who said my songs needed to be heard by more and more people!

JimikenYou-know-who said I needed to become way more popular!

NokiaYou really shouldn't be broadcasting your washed- up glam rocker face into living rooms any more.

JimikenOMG?! Who're you calling washed-up?!

NokiaWait, I get it! You're totally ripping off that one band! They were American, I think. Or maybe British?

NokiaIt was something like KICKS or LIPS or whatever.

JimikenFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!! I ain't rippin' off nobody no-how!

JimikenI will not--No, I CANNOT let that slide! This time, there'll be absolutely NO mercy!

NokiaAgumon and Gabumon, are you ready? This time we're all gonna save a friend!

GabumonWhat? But earlier you said--

JimikenNow's my chance!